[ From a meme at mobypolishing: gogogidget asked for "Five things Glitch is better off forgetting." The following not-quite-drabbles were the result. ]

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( 1. never live it down )

( 2. not the greatest sacrifice )

( 3. three weeks post-headcasing )

( 4. denial )

( 5. ain't no convict )

EDITED MAY 7, 2012 to (finally) reflect brain stuff and added headcanon.

General

Character Name: Glitch
Species (human/alien/vampire/other?): human, via the Outer Zone
Extra-human/abnormal abilities, if any?: Nothing superhuman-y, but he's got half-a-brain (augmented by some sort of alien nonsense), is a bit of a mechanical savant, and knows kung fu. He's stronger and more resiliant than he looks and is fairly difficult to kill, thanks to his fairyland ancestry.

( 'Did you hear something?' 'Yes! No!' )

Other
If there's anything not covered above, or if you have questions, or wish to do plotty things, do not hesitate to contact me. I'm on AIM (mirzath) and plurk (keriseda and actually like getting PMs.

:D?

Trying this one again because LOL DISTRACTION. Pick an option from below and I will write a drabble (for some value of "drabble") using that as inspiration. Want me to include other specific characters/'verses? Let me know and I will...try. Erm.

( THE LIST )

If you can think of any other Glitches you'd like to see, go ahead and suggest one ♥

While he is an indirect descendant of the royal line of Ev (because fandom says so), I am going to go one step further and declare that Glitch is from Rigmarole Town. Under the cut is a excerpt from Baum's The Emerald City of Oz which...should explain why I came to this conclusion:

( lol Baum )

So yes. Rigmarole.

NOTE: this is really for 1.5 charatcers as you can't really get a good picture of Glitch without rambling AT LENGTH about Ambrose. When possible a simple answer will cover both of them buuuut sometimes it's just not gonna happen. Also yay wow loads of fanon ahoy.

( TL;DR GDI FML :O )

Whoa, okay, glad you got that taken care of, with the apping and all, congrats. And and I'm glad you're trying to find me a new queen to "fanboy" as you put it but merry munchkins, doll, you can't seriously be thinking of the scary blue lady. She's...well, scary!

I don't care how funny it might be, you're not the one who'll probably be set on fire.